The Lab

Brains … mmmmm …. brains

This is where you get to look inside our brains (please do not touch the exhibit). Shirts that we either thought were too silly, too wrong, not wrong enough, not silly enough or perhaps just not fully baked yet. Post a comment below if you think any of these should be given life or taken out the back and readied for christmas dinner.

Note: these designs are not currently for sale but if you want to see them available in the store then post your comments below and we will run them through the mainframe to evaluate their commercial viability and market share potential.

Moron House

If you haven’t seen the late 70’s James Belushi film this shirt refers to then this may fly over your head like a frog on a glider. If you’re still with us then picture Dean Wormers angst laiden,  fist raised cry of,  "Animal House!!!". It is of course a small logical leap from that to the ever useful phrase, "Moron House!!!". Stu and I have had many occasion to shout this out during all manner of inane situaions we’ve found ourselves in. Try it, but remember the fist must be raised and shaking at the object of your disdain.

FrankenStoned

Do I need to explain? Honestly? Alright - Frankenstein with red googly eyes (well googlier) and a big phat dooby sitting between his lips. It’s funny in that Cheech Marin kinda way.

Red Hot Liver

Yes it’s a play on words for those thinking we may be getting too medically literal. This one makes me think of Dean Martin for some reason. As for the design….well the obvious thing would be a handsome latin liver with a pencil moustache and pursed lips.

Slack Babbath

We don’t even have an image for this and I don’t think we will. Think 60’s heavy metal crossed with a 90 pound gorilla on mogadon. Too fat and fast asleep to play rock guitar? Then this shirt would have been for you.

Are You Brian?

This was Yvette’s idea. The design was a man in in a suit shaking a fish’s “hand” or fin. Most would say say - "Huh?" but for some strange reason it makes sense to me. You be the Judge Judy!

You’ve Got Shemale

We have to credit this one to the Binmillion collective who actually made a short video piece based on the idea For the shirt though, I imagine Tom Hanks smiling inanely with his arm around a transexual. Sorry!