New Shirticus Competition
It’s time for you to unleash the winner inside and get yourself a free LogOff t-shirt in the latest Shirticus competition. Head over to our Competitions section and take your first step towards success!
It’s time for you to unleash the winner inside and get yourself a free LogOff t-shirt in the latest Shirticus competition. Head over to our Competitions section and take your first step towards success!
Yes folks it’s competition time again. This month we are giving one of you lucky peeps a chance to win a covetted and award winning LogOff shirt. Now your probably thinking, "ok, ok, how much blood do they want" or "which organ are they going to take this time", but you can let your worries float off to the stars and unfurrow that brow as this time we have created a question so simple and mind numbingly easy that you may well fall alseep whilst answering it. What is it you ask? Will I get on with it you ask? Ok Ok. The question is - What is the name of our only seafood themed shirt? If you need a hint the size of Mt Everest then I suggest you take a look in the Shirtalogue.
All you need to do is email your answer and your name to competitions at shirticus.com. Competition closes August 18th (at half past midnight!) and winners will be announced the following week.
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Whilst we love seeing our shirts online, we also love seeing our shirts hanging on a rack in your local funky clothing store. Thanks to the groovers out there who know the shiznit and are in the biznit, this is starting to happen big time. It means that not only can you head down to the store to feel the quality and marvel at the sheer transcendent presence of these shirts, but it also means we can finally introduce a new line of designs and expand the range of shirt styles we offer. The new range and styles will only be available via retail stores. We are looking at a mid August launch.
It also means that we need to align our web prices with our recommended retail prices at the beginning of August. What does that mean to you? Well I’ll tell ya. It means you can still buy a Shirticus designer shirt online for our ludicrously low current prices up until August. Yay all round!
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Shirticus was named as one of this years "Going Up" items in a recent edition of STM magazine. Our first thought was "going up what?" until we realised it was a "What’s Hot, What’s Not" thang. If you want some of our hotness to rub off on you, then you know what you must do. No, no, no….not that…buy a shirt silly!
Just a quick one that makes me laugh each time I see it. If you have had a quick scoot around our site you will have noticed in The Lab that we make mention of a shirt that hasn’t made it to production yet, "You’ve Got Shemale". Ok so please do whatever you can now to remove the image of Tom Hanks in a brassiere and suspenders or Meg Ryan with an uncomfortable bulge out of your head. Gone? Good we can proceed. Whilst trawling through our server traffic statistics I landed upon this most odd fact. It seems that over 15% of people who come to our site via a web search engine where searching for the term shemale and I can only assume where not interested in clothes. Now this brings Shirticus to a very interesting series of dilemnas. Do we revisit our business plan? Is this a potentially huge untapped market? Have we been wasting our lives being straight?
Hmmm……if I mention the term Dwarf Porn will we receive visitors to our site who are looking for love in small packages? Time will tell and I promise to report back with my findings.
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PrawnStar You know you’re cool, it just seems that no one else received the memo. Well if the meek are going to inherit the earth then i say move to Mars baby! Like that tired old sponge cake that just needs 4 inches of icing to make it enticing (rhyming not intentional) you sometimes have to embellish the truth. This shirt promises instant lifestyle enhancement* without having to pretend that you’re an "adult entertainer". Check it out now in the Shirtalogue. * Shirt may not provide lifestyle enhancement. |