Archive for August, 2006

Redmond reminds us of the final LogOff.

More magic from Redmond:
"In this one I’m in ‘Steak and Kidney’ at some kind of Walter Benjamin Arcade Project re-creation. You can not really see it  but I’m pointing at an old poster urging us all not to vote for Howard, then in opposition, because he reckons that the dole should be stopped for under 18s.

I’m intending to become like that  gnome that toured the world!"

Logoff Competition Winner

We were literally over run with entries for this one with the final count being over 300! Thanks to everyone that entered and for those that didn’t win, stay tuned for our next monthly competition. Big thanks also for the lots of lovely comments we received with the entries about our shirts and Shirticus in general. We assumed they weren’t suck ups so we might "accidentally lose all the other entries in a terrible hard drive fire".

There was no hard drive fire, but there was one lucky winner pulled out of the enormous pile……………………..and that winner is - Simon Cornell! Big congrats Simon. We will be in contact shortly to tell you how to claim your fabulous new shirt.

Our next competition will be announced shortly. If you would like to be informed by email then just subscribe and we will be your surrogate memory.

“Mister President, You’ve Been Googled”

I am not sure how long it will take for George Bush to realise and then either send his I.T. department on a one way field trip to Guantanamo Bay&nbspor nuke Google, but it seems that our Junior Bush has a slight marketing problem on his hands. As of the last two weeks (at least) when one types the word "failure" into the Google search engine, the very first entry to come up is the following:

George W. Bush
Biography of the 43rd President of the United States.
www.whitehouse.gov/president/gwbbio.html

It’s worth noting that this page is located on the official Whitehouse website.

Look I know it’s wrong and far too easy to make fun of illiterate fools but this was too good to pass up. Enough said.

Turn on, Tune in, LogOff and Win!

Thanks so much to everyone who entered. We had an overwhelming amount of entries - a new record in fact. The competition is now closed and the winner will be announced on Friday 25th on the Shirticus site. Hang tight until then my friends!

Team Shirticus.

Previous Shirt of the Moment

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It’s amazing that us humans manage to stay alive for as long as we do. The endless variations and permutations of our potential actions, not to mention the limited parameters that allow life make for some uncomfortable math.

All these facts make computers look like the weak and puny machines they are, except for one thing. They have the ability to wipe the slate clean and start again when things go bad. Sure they don’t have feelings or can’t fall in love but just imagine if you could have restarted your day that time you dropped your pants in a church and sung a Tequila fueled version of "Highway to Hell"? Or what about the time when all your friends were sharing their inner most fears and loves and you thought the gate was open to finally divulge your lurid sexual fantasies involving custard, John Howard and a Polar Bear. Feelings and love are over rated.

Thanks to the genius that is Shirticus, you can now act freely and without thought, safe in the knowledge that if things go horribly wrong you can just start again.

Check it out now in the Shirtalogue.

Note: John Howard was not harmed in the writing of this article…despite our best efforts.

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