Well darn your socks and hog tie your pants it’s time for the next installment in the never ending story that is the "Win a Shirticus" competition series.  This month we are giving you the chance to win a ham fit for even the most devout vegetarians. Yes my delicious friends, the prize this month is a generous serving of one of our favourite shirt designs, "One Ham Clapping".

So I guess you want to know how to win now ya? And I guess you want me to tell you ya? Ok I give in. Once again we have devised a question so mind numbingly simple that you may not even feel your brain move as you answer it.

The question is - What exotic item will rich trophy wives of the future have to purchase to have their pools cleaned? To give one of our now famous huge hints, have a look in the Talking Shirty section of this website.

All you need to do is email your answer and your name to competitions at shirticus.com. Competition closes November 17th (at half past midnight!) and winners will be announced the following week.

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