I Sell She Males by the She Shore
Just a quick one that makes me laugh each time I see it. If you have had a quick scoot around our site you will have noticed in The Lab that we make mention of a shirt that hasn’t made it to production yet, "You’ve Got Shemale". Ok so please do whatever you can now to remove the image of Tom Hanks in a brassiere and suspenders or Meg Ryan with an uncomfortable bulge out of your head. Gone? Good we can proceed. Whilst trawling through our server traffic statistics I landed upon this most odd fact. It seems that over 15% of people who come to our site via a web search engine where searching for the term shemale and I can only assume where not interested in clothes. Now this brings Shirticus to a very interesting series of dilemnas. Do we revisit our business plan? Is this a potentially huge untapped market? Have we been wasting our lives being straight?
Hmmm……if I mention the term Dwarf Porn will we receive visitors to our site who are looking for love in small packages? Time will tell and I promise to report back with my findings.

August 8th, 2006 at 11:35 am
gotta get this one cracking fellas! meg ryan with a bulge is what i want on my chest. can i pre-order?
August 20th, 2006 at 9:19 am
The Meg Ryan Pre-Order. Now theres a good band name. Or how about this for a bit of slang - “a Meg Rya budgie smuggler”. I refuse to think about what it could refer to.
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:04 am
Shouldn’t that be I sell she males at the she store?