Pre-empting stupidity since 1958. Why wait for it to happen? You know it’s going to sooner rather than later. It can happen in the workplace, it can happen at the shops, it can happen in the home, it could be happening right now. Like a lion braiding a zebras mane it awaits for the right moment to strike.

The blind acts of the stupid have laid a curse upon decent folk like your good self for far too long. Make a stand and walk proudly through the fog of dumbness that surrounds you. Look them in the face, gently roll your eyes downwards and say, “Talk to the shirt moron”.

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