PrawnStar

You know you’re cool, it just seems that no one else received the memo. Well if the meek are going to inherit the earth then i say move to Mars baby! Like that tired old sponge cake that just needs 4 inches of icing to make it enticing (rhyming not intentional) you sometimes have to embellish the truth.

This shirt promises instant lifestyle enhancement* without having to pretend that you’re an "adult entertainer".

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* Shirt may not provide lifestyle enhancement.