Shirticus

cam — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:27:06 +0000

Well I should warn you that what lays below is a space for whatever fills our tiny minds at any point in time. It is uncannily like what some "people on the internet" call a "blog". There I said it..blog..bloggity, blogdiddly bloggity blog. Ahem. We’ll be posting stuff about some of the other fun stuff we are up to, informal rants on why the world is so strange, music we are listening to, recipes and tips for good nail care. If you don’t like it then close your eyes.

cam — Sat, 06 May 2006 17:42:39 +0000

This is where you send us photos of people wearing a Shirticus shirt on the outside and a Shirticus attitude on the inside. Show us that irreverent spark that you bring to the world whilst wearing one of our shirts. In return for your lovin’ and sharin’ you will receive 35% ($16) discount voucher off your next Shirticus online purchase. Please note we do not want to see images of babies being hurt ala Funniest Home Videos. We ask that you treat babies as the short human beings that they are. Send your photo’s to contact at shirticus.com.

cam — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:12:25 +0000

Here at Shirticus we live to give. Spreading the love through a free Shirticus shirt is something that one can only experience to truly understand. All we ask is a minimum of effort on your part and a whole lot of praying to your respective gods that you win.

Each month Shirticus will run a new competition. So for your chance to become a darling of the winners scene see below for our current competition details and be prepared to win win win!

For another example of our disgustingly overt generousity check our Seen in a Shirticus gallery where we offer customers a 35% discount on their next Shirticus purchase when they submit a photo.

See I told you we were nice.

The Shirticus Shirtsters

Brains … mmmmm …. brains

cam — Wed, 29 Mar 2006 13:29:15 +0000

This is where you get to look inside our brains (please do not touch the exhibit). Shirts that we either thought were too silly, too wrong, not wrong enough, not silly enough or perhaps just not fully baked yet. Post a comment below if you think any of these should be given life or taken out the back and readied for christmas dinner.

Note: these designs are not currently for sale but if you want to see them available in the store then post your comments below and we will run them through the mainframe to evaluate their commercial viability and market share potential.

Swayback and Shirticus Team Up Again

cam — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:34:43 +0000

The Australian rock legends, Swayback, are playing up this month with a string of Adelaide shows in their "March for Rock & Roll"! Kicking off with the first of their five monthly residency shows at the Grace Emily Hotel Friday 2nd March, the band will also be supporting legendary US soul/funk/rock powerhouse, The BellRays, Wednesday 7th March at Fowlers Live.

So, every Friday in March, Swayback will be laying down a set of their finest hard-edged ’swagger’ rock at the Grace Emily, plus handing out discount vouchers and shirts from yours truly (for the slower amongst you that means us, Shirticus) as well as give aways from their own stylish merch collection. So, get your stompin’ boots on and join Swayback’s March for rock & roll!!! For gig details check out the Swayback website.

Shirticus Celebrates The Year of the Golden Pig

cam — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:47:34 +0000

Yes my friends, we have now officially entered a new year according to the Chinese calendar. But this is no normal year, no siree. This is The Year of the Golden Pig! This occasion only comes around once every 600 years according to some Chinese fortunetellers and while they may be minimal in number we have immediately aligned ourselves with them in an attempt to squeeze out yet another sneaky bit of marketing.

In all it’s wondrous benevolence and deep respect for the Chinese Zodiac, Shirticus is offering a discount on it’s "One Ham Clapping" shirt. So if you are a pig (zodiacally speaking of course) or just a pig sympathiser then this shirt is for you. Now how can you pass up an offer that only comes around once every 600 years!

Check it out here.

Shirt of the Moment

cam — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:09:28 +0000

Wuckfit

Even the dyslexics amongst us can spot a moron but we don’t have to be rude about it. I mean morons can’t help the way they are surely? This shirt allows you to give people a gentle introduction to their “issues” without getting caught up in a knife fight! Tell someone how you feel with a spoonerism today.

Check it out now in the Shirticus Online Store and take advantage of our special introductory offer.

Log On? Log Off!

cam — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:43:40 +0000

Our favourite Shirticus customer, Redmond B, finally met his nemesis in his quest to Log Off. The Log-On store in Hong Kong stood no chance against the unstoppable force of Redmond in his Shirticus shirt, standing out the front, warning customers of the potential dangers of Logging On.

Redmond we salute you!

Previous Shirt of the Moment

cam — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:43:41 +0000

The Feelings Neutral

Sometimes there just isn’t anything to say. You dig deep into your empathy well only to find it is dry as a bone. Don’t feel guilty at your new found emptiness. Think of it as a little Zen workout, a bhudda-cise if you will. One step closer to lifting the veil on our materiality and dependence on emotional addiction. Or for the more cynical amongst you, the dreadful dawning thought that as a people we have lost the ability to feel. Whatever works.

Check it out now in the Shirticus Online Store.

LogOff From 2006 Sale

cam — Tue, 02 Jan 2007 15:36:12 +0000

For the month of January, Shirticus is offering a 20% discount off it’s popular LogOff shirts. Now you can finally pull the plug on 2006 and stare right down the barrel of 2007 screaming, "Bring it on sister!".

Get in quick as sale stock is limited.