Error

How often have you found yourself on autopilot, witnessing actions you initially believed only a moron could perform only to realise that the moron in question is you?

Don’t you wish you could pull back, let your red cheeks drain of their flush and say to those standing around you in disbelief,

“Sorry a minor glitch in my programming has caused me to perform an error. I think it would be best for everyone if I just restarted.”