Description
How often have you found yourself on autopilot, witnessing actions you initially believed only a moron could perform only to realise that the moron in question is you?
Don’t you wish you could pull back, let your red cheeks drain of their flush and say to those standing around you in disbelief,
“Sorry a minor glitch in my programming has caused me to perform an error. I think it would be best for everyone if I just restarted.”
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Please note that we only ship to the following countries at present – United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. We will be expanding our reach soon so if you live outside of those regions and want us to move faster then send us an annoying email and tell us that snails with bricks on their head move faster. Do it!
Shipping costs and estimated shipping times can be calculated in your cart or at checkout. Additional items of the same type will generally only add a few dollars onto your shipping bill, so it can worth combining orders. But hey, you do you.
Note that while we try to fulfil all items from their region of purchase, some items may ship from outside your home country depending on garment availability. This may mean that orders with multiple items may be fulfilled/shipped separately. The shipping estimate in your cart will give you an idea of total shipping time, however if any items are being fulfilled from outside your home country you’ll generally receive items shipped locally first. If that made sense then you’re much smarter than we are!
Please use the size guide link above to check measurements. You may find our sizing on the slightly snug side of things so if you’re looking for roomy then you may want to go up a size.
