by Shirticus Boss | Sep 5, 2022
Mile High You’re only partly right if you thought this was about having sex on an aeroplane. Also, thinking about it, having sex “in an aeroplane” may be easier. Anyway, we like to think there’s more to it than that. Like being deliciously naughty,...
by Shirticus Boss | Sep 5, 2022
Which Way Man. He be reading the map being all ‘I’m so logical, and I know which way be north’ and woman, she be seeing another human woman by the road and she be using the human power of speech to ask ‘which way’. And before you know it the man be finding himself in...
by Shirticus Boss | Aug 12, 2022
One Ham Clapping Embrace the silly you inside the straight you. Be the curve amongst so many straight lines. Haven’t we all been in a lift and wanted to let one rip just to see a smile on those cold faces? What have you got to lose apart from your dignity and possibly...
by Shirticus Boss | Aug 10, 2022
Smokin’ Factory Do you ever have a sneaking suspicion that we are creating a rather large mess for our children to either clean up or drown in? That veil of ignorance that we used to hide behind has all but dissolved in a bath of acid rain and the only excuse we...
by Shirticus Boss | Aug 10, 2022
Error How often have you found yourself on autopilot, witnessing actions you initially believed only a moron could perform only to realise that the moron in question is you? Don’t you wish you could pull back, let your red cheeks drain of their flush and say to those...
