Couch Tomato

Did you know that many 15 year old cats will have slept for 10 years of their life? From this fact we can clearly deduce, that if cats were people and people slept on their couches then human beings would have spent over 66% of their life on a couch. It’s called science, stupid.

But why is this so often portrayed as the domain of the male cat I ask you? Lady cats need couch time too, perhaps more. Ladies this is your time to slouch.

Put your feet up, turn on the tv, crack open a beer and put your man cat to work.