Proclamations

Just like a number of right wing, conservative media outlets, we refuse to define what constitues newsworthiness in any fair or relevant manner. The difference being we do it with a smile and we don’t fill your head with Trumpian brainworms.

Instead we shall speak of things Shirticus related including competitions, new designs, mysterious going ons in the Shirticus studio (yeh we call our office a studio man) and general shameless publicity. We will also go full non-sequitor and ramble on about things we saw in dreams, the problems with airline food (Jerry’s got nothing on us) and why we now only eat with Sporks.

You have been warned.