Description
Even the dyslexics amongst us can spot a moron but we don’t have to be rude about it. I mean morons can’t help the way they are surely?
This shirt allows you to give people a gentle introduction to their “issues” without getting caught up in a knife fight!
Tell someone how you feel with a spoonerism today.
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• 1×1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Please note that we only ship to the following countries at present – United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. We will be expanding our reach soon so if you live outside of those regions and want us to move faster then send us an annoying email and tell us that snails with bricks on their head move faster. Do it!
Shipping costs and estimated shipping times can be calculated in your cart or at checkout. Additional items of the same type will generally only add a few dollars onto your shipping bill, so it can worth combining orders. But hey, you do you.
Note that while we try to fulfil all items from their region of purchase, some items may ship from outside your home country depending on garment availability. This may mean that orders with multiple items may be fulfilled/shipped separately. The shipping estimate in your cart will give you an idea of total shipping time, however if any items are being fulfilled from outside your home country you’ll generally receive items shipped locally first. If that made sense then you’re much smarter than we are!
Please use the size guide link above to check measurements. You may find our sizing on the slightly snug side of things so if you’re looking for roomy then you may want to go up a size.
